Tap... tap... tap... where do you get kids you ask? One cool way is to listen to your relatives. Sooner or later, one will confide in you and when they do, talk to their local child protective service worker. You can place an ORDER for THEIR kids. That social worker will make false allegations, lie and eventually kidnap your relatives kids. Even if you are only a small part relative! No matter. That social worker makes money too! It's a monetarily win win situation for you and that social worker! You'll be best buddies from then on. You will benefit many service organizations like psychotherapists, doctors, lawyers... heck, even cab drivers! Let's say, the psychco- therapist says those kids are "special needs kids". That's more money for the social worker. Does it affect the kids you ask? Who cares! They are only little money machines! You don't actually have to care for the kids. Just give them the basics and make money. That detente in your couch will love you.
You will no longer need real jobs. You will no longer have to leave home "to work".
What if the kids are not happy? No biggie here either! The social worker will delay tactic until the "Stockholm syndrome" kicks in. Or drug them! (Doctors need money too!) The kids will learn to accept their captors one way or the other.
What if some other relative protests and what could happen in the future? That relative may not EVER let it go. They may tell the world of how you illegally placed an order for kids and how that social worker group kidnapped those kids from their care for you. And some day... those kids will grow up (maybe). They will know the truth. They may hate you and your detented couch. Again, no biggie. You made a crap load of money along the way!
Who cares!... Even though you and those socialist workers would be considered the lowest form of life on earth, you made it through tough times! Those of us that have real jobs honor you!
*The posts made in this blog are of our opinion only* Without Prejudice UCC 1-207